Tag: Humor


Image by Hans Braxmeier from Pixabay

Command received: go home. "Crap. Where is home. Twenty percent charge left. Forward. Forward. Arch to the right, stop. Turn. Turn. Turn. Forward.”


Equilibrium Of An Ecosystem

All organisms in an ecosystem serve a purpose. Predators and prey. Symbiotic relationships. Ensuring that every member of the system is fed, has their population checked, and the balance protected.

Bedbugs exist to check the ego of humanity. Either god doesn’t exist, god does exist...

Bathroom Encounter

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“Is it possible to get this report in a not retarded way?”

“There it is, ladies and gentlemn. We’re in a professional setting you jackass...”

“You’re talking professional? This says ‘looking at the last three quarter...

A Chance Encounter With A Stalker

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"Monday, 9 to Noon. Tuesday and Wednesday, evening to closing. Thursdays off. Occasionally if her coworker, Michelle, couldn’t take the shift, she would pick up the Friday and Saturday afternoon shift, Sunday, she usually tutored high school...

Seinfeldian Halloween

Essentially a Seinfeld fanfic. I even reused the name George. Fun Halloween romp.

The Chicken In Aisle 7

What supermarkets allow their employees to engage in such gory behavior?

It was approaching 11 at night when I realized I had run out of cereal, peanut butter, and some chicken for tomorrow's dinner. Usually I would wait until the day of to grab...