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Seinfeldian Halloween

Essentially a Seinfeld fanfic. I even reused the name George. Fun Halloween romp.

The Chicken In Aisle 7

What supermarkets allow their employees to engage in such gory behavior?

It was approaching 11 at night when I realized I had run out of cereal, peanut butter, and some chicken for tomorrow's dinner. Usually I would wait until the day of to grab...