Transgender Life

“To get where I am I only depended upon me. Me! That’s it. I know a lot of other hussies, they squished their breasts, they batted their eyelashes, they slept with the boss. Not me. I never sucked no dick to get where I am. The only dick I sucked was life’s. And you best believe I sucked her dry.”

“Wait, what? How can you suck life's dick if it’s a woman?”

“Don’t you know, life is transgender.”